True Cowgirl Friendship
1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile- I will know you finally got laid
4. When you are scared- I will rag on you about it every chance I get
5.When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining
6. When you are confused- I will use little words
7. When you are sick- stay the hell away from me until you get better. I don't want whatever it is you have.
8.When you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
9.This is my oath I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask, because you are my friend.
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